sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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