You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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