so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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