I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Porn is love you can see.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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