That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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