Can i not drive my cunt home
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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