That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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