We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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