It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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