And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
i believe in u and ur pee
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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