I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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