I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize
