Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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