***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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