Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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