oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend