I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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