It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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