What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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