fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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