White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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