I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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