i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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