he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I have feelings that need drinking.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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