ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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