We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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