Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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