Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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