How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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