yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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