no. you can't hotbox the world.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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