Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
