I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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