I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
