Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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