forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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