White coat. Heels.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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