Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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