how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
her facebook's as public as her vagina
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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