i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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