i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I need water and some morals
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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