wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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