ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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