i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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