I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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