I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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