So drunk its hurt
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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