Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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