"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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