return my video game
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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