how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Sorry about my life...
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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