good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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