i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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