Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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