I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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